I am currently living in Malta and I can say that this little Island is lost in the middle of the Mediterranean sea. The local population speaks English and a very particular language that is called Maltese. It may has a couple of nice beaches, that’s all. Why you should come in Malta? Boh…
25 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT VISIT MALTA
WHY YOU SHOULD NOT VISIT MALTA
1. Let’s start with the beaches, in Malta there aren’t nice bays..
2. I understand, the Island is small, but at least one..
3. I’m serious, not even half of a nice one!
4. What a frustration..
5. La Valletta has nothing special to offer..
6. And especially in the evening. It’s not evocative at all…not even few lights..
7. The old capital Mdina doesn’t deserve to be visited… Leave it.
8. I tell you, a waste of time..
9. Another point: Malta is not the right place to have fun..
10. Even when you party in Paceville, it’s too quiet and there isn’t a soul there..
11. Now let’s talk about the sunset in Malta..nothing special…
12. Definitely, avoid it…
13. The Maltese culture is boring, there aren’t any particular traditions..
14. And everytime hearing the fireworks…too nooooisy!
15. Should we talk about the History of Malta? Nah, no interesting things to mention..
16. The Island of Gozo? Who? Does it really exist?
17. They say that Azure Window was created just for Games of Thrones… Who knows..
18. A piece of advice: don’t dive in Malta. The only thing you’ll get a chance to see is few jellyfishes. To A-V-O-I-D.
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19. What about Popeye Village? Just an attraction for kids.
20. What are these Bow Windows? Charmless.
21. Marsaxlokk…Marsa what? Just a small market with a few fishermen..
22. Don’t believe in what you’ve heard about Blu grotto. It’s just a big stone in the sea..
23. ..surrounded by the dull sea.
24. Ok, last point. The churches in Malta. There are too many of them..
25. ..and they all look the same. So boring.
That’s why I don’t recommend you to visit the Island of Malta! Ok, If for a strange reason you are still thinking to come, you can check the best place where to stay in Malta.
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25 reasons why you should not visit Malta!
1.9Punteggio totale
Are you being sarcastic because you either take pictures and write the opposite which is evident in these photos. Like Malta, is fucking beautiful… so if you actually meant what you wrote… you are an ignorant animal and the Maltese should crucify you.
Such a original post which really got my attention …. Fantastic marketing indeed! 🙂
Well Done and Keep Enjoying the island! 🙂
All the world is wonderfull!
If you’re so biased against Malta, why bother to post such beautiful pictures that speak for themselves? If you hate Malta so much, get the fuck out of here
Malta rocks, this is just a bit of a dumb way to say that Malta is the best
What the fuc* is this article??
Unbelievable!