25 reasons why you should not visit Malta!

I am currently living in Malta and I can say that this little Island is lost in the middle of the Mediterranean sea. The local population speaks English and a very particular language that is called Maltese. It may has a couple of nice beaches, that’s all. Why you should come in Malta? Boh…

25 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT VISIT MALTA




WHY YOU SHOULD NOT VISIT MALTA

1. Let’s start with the beaches, in Malta there aren’t nice bays..

argilla

2. I understand, the Island is small, but at least one..

Comino

3. I’m serious, not even half of a nice one!

Spiagge di Gozo

4. What a frustration..

Ghjan Tuffieha Malta

5. La Valletta has nothing special to offer..

Knight

6. And especially in the evening. It’s not evocative at all…not even few lights..

Malta, Grand Harbour by Antonio Violi on 500px.com

7. The old capital Mdina doesn’t deserve to be visited… Leave it.

Gate in Mdina, Malta




8. I tell you, a waste of time..

rabat Mdina-Malta by Lino Chetcuti on 500px.com

9. Another point: Malta is not the right place to have fun..

10. Even when you party in Paceville, it’s too quiet and there isn’t a soul there..

11. Now let’s talk about the sunset in Malta..nothing special…

Paradise Bay by William Branham on 500px.com

12. Definitely, avoid it…

Sunset in Ghejn Tuffieha

13. The Maltese culture is boring, there aren’t any particular traditions..

GoodFriday in Naxxar, Malta by Saviour Mifsud on 500px.com

 14. And everytime hearing the fireworks…too nooooisy!

15. Should we talk about the History of Malta? Nah, no interesting things to mention..

16. The Island of Gozo? Who? Does it really exist?

Plazza Independendenza, Victoria, Island of Gozo, Malta by World Trek Photography on 500px.com

 

 17. They say that Azure Window was created just for Games of Thrones… Who knows..

cosa-vedere-gozo

 

 18. A piece of advice: don’t dive in Malta. The only thing you’ll get a chance to see is few jellyfishes. To A-V-O-I-D.

 

malta-diving

from aquanautscuba.co.uk

 

19. What about Popeye Village? Just an attraction for kids.

Popeye Village, Malta

 

20. What are these Bow Windows? Charmless.

 

21. Marsaxlokk…Marsa what? Just a small market with a few fishermen..

Mercati a Malta

22. Don’t believe in what you’ve heard about Blu grotto. It’s just a big stone in the sea..

Blue Grotto, Malta by Sergio Otero Sevillano on 500px.com

23. ..surrounded by the dull sea.

24. Ok, last point. The churches in Malta. There are too many of them..

St. John

 25. ..and they all look the same. So boring.

Outside Mosta Dome by Damien Tachoires on 500px.com

That’s why I don’t recommend you to visit the Island of Malta! Ok, If for a strange reason you are still thinking to come, you can check the best place where to stay in Malta.

Translated by BabelTranslation – Language service provider

If you liked this article you should also read 25 THINGS YOU CAN ONLY UNDERSTAND IF YOU CAME TO MALTA and 25 THINGS YOU CAN ONLY UNDERSTAND IF YOU WENT TO ISTANBUL.

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  1. Margaret

    Are you being sarcastic because you either take pictures and write the opposite which is evident in these photos. Like Malta, is fucking beautiful… so if you actually meant what you wrote… you are an ignorant animal and the Maltese should crucify you.

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  2. Matthaeus

    Such a original post which really got my attention …. Fantastic marketing indeed! 🙂

    Well Done and Keep Enjoying the island! 🙂

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  3. Lino Chetcuti

    If you’re so biased against Malta, why bother to post such beautiful pictures that speak for themselves? If you hate Malta so much, get the fuck out of here

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